History lesson

This is how I looked like when I was a baby:

I know, I was hot right from the start. My mom told me so. Everybody loved me, except my older sister. She tortured me, every day. She kept stealing my toys and pulling my legs and ears… That’s why we had to have separate rooms, because she would just not leave me alone. I ate her food as a trade off. And as I was growing up, I was getting stronger and stronger and now I am bigger than her. She still tries to pick a fight every time she can, but I am the one who decides now. Hahaha.

Miss my mom

I am not with my mom anymore. I miss her terribly. I cry every day and night. She couldn't afford to have me with her when she decided to move to the big city called New York. She said she has to work hard to make a living and can't take me with her. Life is cruel.

Today is My Birthday

I have just turned 2 years. I am starting to feel a need for maturity and wisdom to not only enter my world but to be present in my life constantly. I have made a decision today that from now on I will live my life fully and will not hold back on any of my dreams. I will believe in the good in the world and keep trying to make my life and the world around me a better place. I can do this.

I might be small and black but I am stubborn as hell, my will is strong and if I never give up, the results have to start coming. There is no other way. The only way to fail anything is to stop trying., give up on our dreams and desires. To stop reaching higher trying to better yourself.

And so today, reaching my second birthday I am making my decision to never stop trying, hoping and believing.

Oh and this is the present i got for my birthday. How can you not believe in miracles when you get something so beautiful?

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#6

In this lesson we will learn how to deal with it when SHE gets mad. Lets say you come home late and drunk one night, and the next morning she just lets you have it. You were supposed to take the kids to the park, do all kinds of home improvements and instead of working and doing "important" stuff you are laying in bed with a hangover..
We all know the situation... This is just an example, of course you can use the knowledge you learn in this lesson in every situation when she is mad at you.
The main point is: Just take it, man. Don't fight back, don't make excuses, don't lie, don't say anything... Just wait for her to get it out of her system and than be very very nice and do all the "nice " things she expects from you. She will forgive you... soon..
I made a video tutorial for this, take a good look at it, as you can see, I don't say a word, i just take it. Patiently and silently, until she calms down and the life can continue again...

Dog on a trampoline

Dog driving a car

Dog on a skateboard

I am starting to think I need to practice some of this stuff. I am falling behind the advances of modern technology.