Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Today is My Birthday

I have just turned 2 years. I am starting to feel a need for maturity and wisdom to not only enter my world but to be present in my life constantly. I have made a decision today that from now on I will live my life fully and will not hold back on any of my dreams. I will believe in the good in the world and keep trying to make my life and the world around me a better place. I can do this.

I might be small and black but I am stubborn as hell, my will is strong and if I never give up, the results have to start coming. There is no other way. The only way to fail anything is to stop trying., give up on our dreams and desires. To stop reaching higher trying to better yourself.

And so today, reaching my second birthday I am making my decision to never stop trying, hoping and believing.

Oh and this is the present i got for my birthday. How can you not believe in miracles when you get something so beautiful?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#6

In this lesson we will learn how to deal with it when SHE gets mad. Lets say you come home late and drunk one night, and the next morning she just lets you have it. You were supposed to take the kids to the park, do all kinds of home improvements and instead of working and doing "important" stuff you are laying in bed with a hangover..
We all know the situation... This is just an example, of course you can use the knowledge you learn in this lesson in every situation when she is mad at you.
The main point is: Just take it, man. Don't fight back, don't make excuses, don't lie, don't say anything... Just wait for her to get it out of her system and than be very very nice and do all the "nice " things she expects from you. She will forgive you... soon..
I made a video tutorial for this, take a good look at it, as you can see, I don't say a word, i just take it. Patiently and silently, until she calms down and the life can continue again...

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Dog on a trampoline

Dog driving a car

I dont even know if I can keep up with this!!!

Dog on a skateboard

I am starting to think I need to practice some of this stuff. I am falling behind the advances of modern technology.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#5

After we learned how to look shy in our last lesson, we need to also learn how to look strong and powerful. Your girl needs to know you are the right one to lean on when things get bad. That you are strong enough to protect her and be solid as a rock. How you prove that to her?
Well first you show her there are several "enemies" that hold you in high respect. Than pick one and present prove about how much respect you are getting from this one, and how you deal with any disrespect.
I have included a video tutorial again for clarification purposes:

Saturday, August 29, 2009

What Boris Noticed in Austin

So I do have to say that this dude knows how to get girls attention. Running around topless and showing off with fire... a very good strategy....





Plus he even has a pretty lady with him doing a similar thing.

Now this guy just knows how to relax. Even though basically at work, he is supposed to drive people around in his little bicycle taxi, he still manages to catch up on his reading right on the clock.


And this one really knows what girls like. Art. Every woman appreciates a sensitive artistic soul.

Friday, August 28, 2009

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#4

After we fixed up a little our appearance and learned some basic body positions, we need to clarify one very important fact. Women love shy guys. They don't like it when you approach them in an aggressive way, when you whistle at them on a street or yell expressing your interest in a way like: "Hey babe, what are you doing tonight?" That will not get you anywhere. You need to appear shy but let her know you are interested in an indirect way. How to do that? I have included a video tutorial how to appear shy but look cute at the same time.

Monday, August 24, 2009

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#3

Well I do have to tell you guys that the right clothes makes it much easier to get noticed by a girl. I mean there is no question about it that women care about good looks. If you want to get attention it is a good idea to look cool and relaxed. For example like these dudes:





And guys, now this one is a real jewel... If you wear these, there is NO WAY any lady will pass you by unnoticed.


Now the moment she says "yes" to a date invite her for a ride in your car. Women love fast cars! Just make sure you don't forget to fasten your seat belts! Safety is very important and all women really notice if you do pay attention to those kind of details.

Dog Riding a bicycle

Well I do have to say that this dude has it really figured out. There are always dogs out there that I can still learn new tricks from.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#2

Well I hope you guys have practiced my first body position, that one was crucial for getting woman's attention and catch her by heart.
Now in lesson two we will take our body language even further. It is a very important topic. Woman judges a lot by the way you hold your body and move. So don't underestimate the importance of these lessons I am giving you here.
Second position:

OK, you might be thinking , there is nothing special going on in this one again, but let me explain. The whole idea is, that after appearing cute and innocent in the first pose, you can move to this second pose, which is a little bit suggestive. I mean you do present the belly to the girl a little, so she would get the idea, you want to be petted on the belly. But you are not making it completely obvious and don't look pushy. On the contrary. Thanks to the fact that your upper part of the body stays relaxed it appears like you are the cool dude that doesn't really care if she decides to pet you or not. That is very important.
So the main point of this lesson is to look cool and relaxed but make a little suggestive gesture to the lady about how you want the relationship to continue.

Friday, August 21, 2009

How to Get Noticed by Women Lesson#1

OK. The first important thing is body posture. You know that body language tells more about you than anything else, and especially women are very sensitive to any nuances in the way you position your body.
This is my most successful body posture:

I know, it looks like I am not really doing anything there, but that is incorrect.
Every single little part of my body is positioned in an upfront thought out way.
Just watch the face of a girl when she sees you laying down like that. From her expression you will see very clearly how big of a reaction this position will get you. Her face will brighten up immediately, she will be smiling and laughing - and let me tell you, that is one of the most important things for picking up a chick, making her laugh, and making her think you are the cutest one out there. Those are two very successful strategies, I will get to them later in my next lessons about How to Get Noticed by Women.

Party Invitation

So I got an invitation from some girls to come hang out with them. What can I say, they just love me so much, I don't blame them...
They say, they will make margaritas for me and do all kinds of fun things with me.
Well I have to say, it does sound very enticing.... I might have to check my busy schedule if I can fit them in....
This is what the girls said:

"Come see us again soon to hang out and swim in the pool. Bring your Mom too! :-)"

Hmmm....

Let me see how they look like:

"Just a strollin!"

Well not too bad... What do you think?
I wonder where did they get this cool stroller?
I found just this one:


Should I go hang out in the pool with these two chicks and have some margaritas?

Well look at Mitzi's close up...
""""""""""I was having a bad hair day, okay? I'm still an Angel!"

You can tell she is a little insecure about her hair that day... I don't know why, I think it looks cool. New hair style... You know, the fashion styles and hair styles change so fast, I can't keep up with it...
I can just decide which girl looks hot and which doesn't. And I think this one looks pretty HOT.


And than there is this other one. Sophie..


"What I cute face I have!"

I mean look at that face...
So romantic...
Such a delicate expression... you can tell right away this chick is a sensitive human being. She would listen to me and encourage me to achieve the impossible in the world.
I like that!


But than....

There is also this dude!
He thinks he's got it all.. for some reason.
I don't really get it why, but he thinks he is more interesting than me...
I mean... I can't lie, he is kind of fun to hang out with... But you know what? He thinks the girl should like him instead of me! That is not cool... I think...
Now look at him:
"I can give the ladies a run for their money!"

On top of that, I think he thinks the pool belongs to him.
How can I run around showing myself off and impress the ladies, when some other dude claims them all for himself?

"Dog Days of Summer. Come for a swim day again soon, Boris!"

Well on the other hand, it seems he is cool enough to invite me over...
So is he willing to share? At least the swimming pool?

I guess I will have to go find out!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Who is sexier?

Do you think you look sexier than me?
NO WAY!

Send me your picture and if you look at least a little decent I will add your photo next to mine. Than we can see clearly who is sexier.

Here is my email address:

Introduction

Hey, this is me, Boris.


Ok, you might be wondering how have I even made it in this world looking this hot and sexy...
How can I even walk on the street, without getting attacked by my fans that want my autogram.



Well, I must be honest, it is hard sometimes. All these attractive women want to spend time with me and do anything that causes me pleasure...



What can I say. It is hard to say NO sometimes.
I also have my weaknesses for play and pleasurable activities...
But I do try to resist.
I do my best.